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American Roulette

1) n.
A alternative version of Russian Roulette. American Roulette is the act of playing Russian Roulette; not with a revolver, but with a fully loaded semiautomatic pistol. As similarly contrasted by the 1955-75 space race; American Roulette has the same potential goal as it's Russian counterpart, but with guaranteed results.

2) adj.
The act of shooting or being shot with a semiautomatic pistol.
1)n.
Having had little success playing Russian Roulette; depressed little Johnny found great notoriety winning the American Roulette World Championship.

2) adj.
Tarrance and Robert were minding their own business when the cops showed up and hit them with that American Roulette.
by Buttchungus December 21, 2019
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Sock Roulette

When you and your friends circle-jerk into a sock, and then give it to a friend to be used as a condom with his girlfriend, giving a random chance for one of the men's sperm samples to become a baby.
Kevin: Bro there's no way Nick got a girlfriend, lets Sock Roulette his ass.
The boys: ( ͡°( ͡° ͜ʖ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ʖ ͡°) ͡°)
by killermachime15 March 30, 2023
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Apple Roulette

A game where you get an apple and take turns smacking an apple against your forehead until the apple explodes.
Let’s play apple roulette and hope we don’t get brain damage
by Idoit lozer February 8, 2023
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New Zealand Roulette

The New Zealand Roulette refers to the unforeseen and potentially inconvenient situation arising from attempting to press down a spray bottle with a missing or malfunctioning nozzle, particularly when circumventing a broken screw mechanism. The term emerged following an accident where an individual sprayed insect repellent straight into his own eyes after trying to "fix" the broken screw mechanism by pushing the cap onto the mechanism.
Person A: My eyes are burning I just sprayed insect repellant straight into my own eyes
Person B: Did you try to fix that bottle? Did you really just do the New Zealand Roulette?
by BigDawgTusso February 16, 2024
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russel roulette

When attempting to free handle a Russel viper, the fastest striking snake in all of India, ends badly with a bite full of hemotoxic venom straight into your blood stream And a death sentence.
What was that guy thinking? picking that particular viper up is like playing Russel Roulette.
by Ambassador for humanity February 9, 2025
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Double barrelled work jerk roulette

Getting a work mate, willing or unwilling and strapping both of your cocks together forming a ‘double barrel’ take turns at cocking the gun once each, whoever blows it has to snort it and let it go down the back of the throat.
I hope He doesn’t wake up during this double barrelled work jerk roulette.

It’s almost lunchtime did you bring the elastic bands for the double barrelled work jerk ?

we’re not supposed to maintain eye contact during a double barrelled work jerk
by Danimal in oz December 18, 2017
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Gas Roulette

The "game" of trying to decide if you should get gasoline today, or the next day without the prices dropping or raising in your favor.
I lost gas roulette today. I bought gas yesterday at $3.45 and now today it's $3.15.

I won gas roulette today! I bought gas for $2.99 yesterday, and now today it's $3.15!
by Sephia8 August 20, 2015
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