Robert Blakeburn

The best dragon alive

Guy 1 : why is my house on fire.
Guy 2 : Robert Blakeburn was in there.

by CheeseCakeLord August 7, 2018

Robert Vlad

a stinky romanian who is stuck at plat 2 because he has no game sense. he also likes wanking off with razor blades glued to his hands. can never have a positive kd.

Girl 1 : "Oh my god! Robert Vlad is such a smelly boy, I love him so much!"
Girl 2 : "Eve shut the fuck up."

by ball licker 5000 January 17, 2022

Robert Storms

All the worst things in life and history rolled into one to create something unspeakable.

I just went through Robert Storms and it’s giving me depression.

by 69BJS November 5, 2020

robert half

A jerk.

That guy's a total robert half. Don't let the robert half's of the world bring you down.

by NotActuallyBatman January 17, 2019

Robert Zemla

This is the type of guy that hates simps and/or women. Roberts hold strong political views and take videogames a bit too seriously. Roberts are often into an activity known as "edging," a very shameful action that involves the male genitals. Often of Caucasian origin.

"you really just pulled a Robert Zemla"
"You're acting like such a Robert right now"
"Robert moment"

by v njdkzHvbsd fgjk;/wg January 17, 2021

Ms Roberts

A fat and annoying lang and lit teacher. She is hated by all of her students as she is a fat prick with a bad temper. she pretends to have injuries every class.

Ms Roberts is a asshole

by 69Fatpig69Fatpig69 May 12, 2019

Robert Bates

If your name is Robert Bates, you are probably gonna end up a squeaky voiced disabled librarian

I went to the library to take a bullet journaling class and I got scared to death. Robert Bates was teaching the class.

by Sesame Seed 2.0 May 9, 2020