Road Growler

When you are on a highway or a road driving and your bowels light up out of nowhere!! Suddenly, you have got to find a place to leave a dump...and fast. You will stop at a place that has a "no public restrooms" sign or anything just to try to stop the inevitable from happening...I hope you keep a box or a plastic bag in your vehicle at this point!

KC told me he had the rudest of Road Growlers the other day. So bad, he had to throw out his newest pair of BVD's !! No one wanted to help him out man !! That was F*$@+d up !!

by SitzWell September 2, 2008

Road Jerky

Road Kill that was sat for a long period of time. the heat cures it like Beef Jerky

-"Man, you just hit that coyote"
-"Eh. It'll be road jerky before long in this heat."

by AZGator July 4, 2009

road rave

(n) the act of using a FM transmitter and MP3 player to bump massive, sweaty beats into the cars neighboring yours in a traffic jam with the hope of instigating a group dance event. Glow sticks are mandatory.

I was sitting in traffic on 95 yesterday when, all of the sudden, everyone around me got out of their cars and we had a good, old-fashioned road rave.

by The Heartman March 12, 2011

Road Money

The most gangster thing in the world

Dude! you got the road money!

by Gervinho Forehead January 7, 2012

Road Kill

A booty call arranged around a road trip.

"I'm really dreading this two-day road trip, ugh."

"Find some road kill on tindr, it'll make the time fly."

by swiftforeal January 2, 2014

Road Work

When someone attaches a dildo to the end of a high powered jack hammer and “goes to work” on a vagina.

That jack hammer really came in handy for that road work I put on Barbra.

by Big Boy Chuck May 3, 2018

Road Pirate

People who usually have low IQ call Police "road pirates" when they allegedly "steal" from the people who drive and break the traffic laws and than claim they did nothing wrong.

Fucking Road Pirates stopped me and stole my money.

by FBIManfredAlbrech May 30, 2019