Redneck Condom 

A chicken.

"Oh Harvey, I forgot to bring contraception!"

"Not to worry Edna, I'll catch us a redneck condom!"

Redneck Condom by Arson Cokkenbauls June 2, 2009

redneck teen 

a 13-19 year old most likely a farmboy. wears flannels, wife beaters, boots, jeans/work pants. owns guns lives in eastern region.

that damn redneck teen kept me upall night shooting that double barrel

redneck teen by bill kilroy February 20, 2011

Redneck shower 

When you wont take the time to wash your BO off or waited to the last second to get ready so you wiped deodorant all over yourself to cover up the smell

Dad: Hey its time to go to your friend's birthday party,did you take a shower?

Son: Nope,wheres the speed stick? I'll just take a redneck shower.

Dad: Dammit i didn't raise you to be this lazy!

Redneck shower by Shawneeboy March 27, 2010

Redneck Roulette 

When a group of rednecks take turns having sex with one girl without using condoms. Each redneck crosses his fingers that the child-to-be isn't his. Often the chosen girl happens to be one of the redneck's sisters.

Redneck #1 - Hey man get ready, we're gunna get drunk tonight and play a round of redneck roulette with Billy Joe's sister.
Redneck #2 - A ding dang doo!!

Redneck Roulette by Jimmy George June 2, 2008

redneck bob 

what bob is called when he gets caught in the sun, gets a red neck, and grabs a pitchfork and starts humping his sister and marrying his cousins, and saying "yeehaw"

redneck bob humped my sister, then humped his sister, then humped your sister.

redneck bob by Someone who's better than you. I rule. November 19, 2004

redneck drive by

When you slow down to 15 mph aim your gun out the window and shoot a furry animal

How did you kill that possum?

I did it redneck drive by style!

redneck drive by by dfntud January 17, 2011

redneck mocha 

A standard drip coffee mixed with some cheap hot cocoa powder mix, preferably half a packet.

"Been runnin' low on cash in this recession, so I've given up Starbucks and drinking redneck mochas from the lunch room instead."

redneck mocha by KW1985 November 23, 2011