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Plan B

A pill you can take if he says he’s going to pull out but he nuts in you and you gotta take this pill within 24 hours of the intercourse so it’ll go away
Sorry that I nutted in you! There’s always Plan B!
by Bruhitsmeh619 November 6, 2017
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palanco

Used in Puerto Rico to describe a guy with big junk
Nah man I never date a chica after that palanco, I'm no cave diver
by AmaBama May 19, 2018
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plan y

fuck all plans wing it all and go with the flow....why not eh?
shit...plan a...b...c...d...fuck it all...plan y...why plan?
by PeonTurnsIntoA...? November 3, 2018
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Plan Beard

The Plan B of a gay individual (usually male) to marry an individual of the opposite sex (usually female) who would act as his beard to cover up his true sexual identity, of which she would be knowledgeable.
Him: Let's make a pact! If we are both not married by the age of 30, then I propose to you!

Her: But... But ure gay...
Him: True, but that way, your parents would be happy, I hide my true sexual identity, and everyone is happy.

Her: okay! Let's keep this as a plan beard.
by Æ.Di May 16, 2019
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Plan J

Plan J is a last resort for overwhelming stress. If Plan J is ineffective, the problem may be greater, and medical assistance may be required. Do not be afraid to seek help

The J in Plan J stands for jerk off
This whole day has been absolute shit, my head is killing me, I have so much work, and I can’t sleep. Time for Plan J
by jaboi January 16, 2020
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Planck Length

The smallest known measurement in the universe. Also the size of ur dad's pp.
Person 1: Yo I bet ur pp is smoler than mine
Person 2: Hmm, strange. I thought the Planck Length was the shortest possible measurement.
Person 1: Oi u sayin' I got smol pp syndrome?
Person 2: ...Maybe?

Person 2 was then reported missing 3 days after this conversation.
When his body was found, his pp measured to about 3 Planck Lengths, which, as established, was longer than Person 1's.

guys im kidding the planck length is ridiculously small you wouldn't have a pp if it was that small
by TopGG April 25, 2022
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American plan

1)<noun>(in hotels) a system of paying a single daily rate that covers the room and all meals.

2 )<slang> used as a defying statement to say. I like american stuff so keep your foreign food away from me. ( usually said by a non adventurous person who order pb&j in an indian restaurant.
"Listen buddy im here on the american plan. I live on an american base, i eat in an american mess, i shop in an american px"
by Theamazinggeek May 8, 2018
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