the puffy flap of skin that covers a woman's pelvic bone. It is highly visible on obese women wearing sweatpants or loose fitting bottoms. It has been known to make a woman look as though she has a penis or a small fanny pack in her pants.
"Hey, did you see the cooch puff on that chick, I bet you could lift it up and find critters living in there"
by J to tha Izzo July 16, 2008
Get the cooch puff mug.A word invented by a stupid company to try and sell some shitty pizza. Only losers and company representatives (often a combination of the two) ever think about saying it. The last kid to try and say it in public died 12 hours later from internal bleeding after he was raped by a power drill.
"Hey, that was heaps puff" - Loser
"Dude, you do realise you will be now raped by a power drill?" - Kid in the know
"Dude, you do realise you will be now raped by a power drill?" - Kid in the know
by AlexW~~ April 17, 2006
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by HT January 13, 2004
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by D.W November 24, 2006
Get the suger puff mug.The opposite of MILF. Stands for Pretty Unlikely (Too) Fucking Fat. Generally used by guys cruising the streets but could be used by gals too.
Cruising down the street you see a nice blonde with a pushchair and a big fat chick.
"Nice MILF shame about the PUFF."
"Nice MILF shame about the PUFF."
by saber sharp March 3, 2009
Get the PUFF mug.The act wherein a man is about to ejaculate but chooses to hold back his load while holding his breath until the point of explosion. This results in the first squirt of semen taking the form of a puffed mushroom cloud. The puffed effect stems from the redirection of air due to the breath being held in addition to the eventual oral exhalation. The puff can also be emitted from the phallus in the shape of a freshly spun wisp of cotton candy and tastes just the same.
My girl was giving me a blowjob and I held back until I couldn't hold anymore and I blinded her with a kreme-puff.
by shit taster September 23, 2009
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