Canadian pudding pop

The act of putting your thumb in someone else's ass. Upon removal you may be left with some pudding on your thumb. The flavor of pudding will vary depending on the recipient's recent diet.

Check out the turd cutter on that chick! I would love to give her the Canadian pudding pop. I hope she had fruit loops for breakfast, eh!

by the bowler September 3, 2014

Quivering Love Pudding

A sloppy, wet pussy ready for a few hours of non-stop dicking.

Her quivering love pudding was tight as a glove so I drove it full of D till she passed out.

by Eaton Holgoode January 13, 2018

dirty rice pudding

A sexual act in which a male mastrubates into a bowl of rice pudding, and then gets sexually aroused as he watches the unknowing individual consume the pudding. This was a popular practice among college students in the 1980's and is still widely done in southerb europe.

"Dude check out tina! She is totally shoveling down that dirty rice pudding that's sick!"

by chachaddict April 18, 2009

whack your pud

To whack your pud is to choke the chicken, beat the meat, polish the pole, playing with your magic johnson, arm aerobics, bashing the bishop, be your own best friend, check the plumbing, shoot the sheriff, dilly with the willy, drain the sea monster, firing your musket, evacuating tatooine, spank the donkey, to wank, jack off, jerk it, yank it, pull it, eating grapes with a one-armed man, or masturbate.

"You can whack your friends, you can whack your pud, but you can't whack your friend's pud."
-- T. Saldanha

by CherryBom April 28, 2010

jackhammer pudding pie

To dip ones balls in chocolate or vanilla pudding, then while a person lies on a flat surface you straddle their face. In a swift and powerful jackhammer motion, you slam your nuts into their face, yelling "BAM!, BAM! BAM!"

His dinner was not on the table on time, so he gave his wife a jackhammer pudding pie as punishment.

by jher222 June 7, 2007

Quivering Love Pudding

A wet pussy that’s aching and ready for the D.

I reached under her skirt and found her quivering love pudding.

Rachel’s quivering love pudding got some good D last night.

by Eaton Holgoode April 23, 2018

Prison Pudding

The act of collecting semen that has collected in the drains of prison showers at the end of the day, placing it into a bowl and consuming it by yourself or with friends.

Enrique: Ey ese you want to grab some prison pudding after lights out?
Jeff: No Enrique! Last time we went for prison pudding the others wanted us to share.

Enrique: Fine then holmes. More for me!

by Pussydestroyer_xX_Xx August 20, 2021