premature hoe

a girl who is a tease for the pure fact that she wheres ....only partially revealing clothes. but remains untouched when she decides to go out

Nancy looked like a premature hoe in that skirt that made her ass look so fine. But I could only watch and not touch.

by anonymous739753927 December 23, 2008

preemptive aquireazation

The act of stealing something prior to knowing you will need it.

The preemptive aquireazation of the lawn mower came in handy when the grass got to high.

by Mimebasher July 15, 2009

Premature Salutation

Greeting another individual while walking towards each other, but doing so when there is still an abundant amount of walking space to be covered before passing each other. This untimely greet is usually very awkward, but can be saved by a brief conversation concerning issues such as weather, sports, or work.

Josh- I ran into a co-worker today downtown, but it was extremely awkward, because I said hello 20 feet away from him.

Colton- Oh, do you mean you became a victim of Premature Salutation?

by chager45 February 13, 2010

prehawkupied

"The act of being watched closely and constantly by another. As a Hawk stalks its prey."

I couldn't talk for a MINUTE on the phone or computer, my mother-in-law (insert any name here) was visiting and I was totally prehawkupied!

by busybooklover December 9, 2009

prehemo

a female with frequent mood swings/outbursts, temper tantrums who really enjoys receiving the shocker from men over the age of 50

liz is sucha prehemo

by ohyaknowwwwwww December 15, 2009

Premature Text-Jaculation.

When you send a text message too quickly, without thinking or without finishing the message.

I think I need "Tiger Text". I sent a text too soon. I call it "Premature Text-Jaculation."

by demonscootergirl April 10, 2010

Premature Retweetulation

When you retweet someone's link on twitter without reading it, only to realize later it was a big mistake.

Before I read it, I retweeted @Dummy who had a bullshit link about aliens being responsible for the Times Square Bombing...That was a bad case of premature retweetulation.

by Twitster May 11, 2010