Pigeon

I type of bird that can be compared to a B2 spirit stealth bomber. They enjoy taking one's food or personal belongings: especially chips (British ones). Proceed with caution.

Oh no, a pigeon took my doughnut!

by LePigeon May 8, 2021

pigeon

The best fucking guy in the world who likes hugs and juice wrld

everyone wants to have sex with that pigeon he is father of 69 kids

by TotallyNotPigeon May 8, 2021

Pigeon Post

Ancient social media platform enabled by pigeons. Its first recorded use was in Persia, and it was used notably in World Wars 1 & 2. Fossil records show that shitposts on Pigeon Post were actual bird droppings.

Pigeon Post workers went on strike today for being paid literal peanuts for wages.

by haqlberry July 11, 2022

your a pigeon

Pigeons are useless. Therefore calling someone useless as if they were a pigeon.

Guy 1: Your a pigeon

Guy 2: What’s that mean

Guy 1: your useless

Guy 2: says you

by Lacrosse terms July 22, 2022

Pigeon

A person who is always clueless, constantly looking around, and walks with a wandering look.

He’s such a pigeon!

by 🤪😋😮 July 24, 2022

Pigeon

The female counterpart to a Scrub. Also known as a Skeeo, Pigeons are lazy, selfish, greedy and unfaithful women who treat their boyfriends/girlfriends/romantic partners poorly and often catcall and harass other women and men while doing so.

A Pigeon is a girl who be walkin' by
My rimmed up blue, brand new sparklin' five
Her feet hurt so you know she want a ride
But she frontin' like she can't say hi

- Sporty Thievz - 'No Pigeons' (Ruffhouse, 1999)

by BronYrAurHouse July 25, 2022

Bald Pigeon

While having vaginal intercourse, after the male ejaculates into the female, she then climbs to an elevated position and drips semen onto his bald head. Creating the illusion of a pigeon shitting on someone.

"Clara and I had a wild evening. First we had dinner, then after we made love she suprised me with a bald pigeon".

by ShootFastEatAss69 July 27, 2022