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Parker

Parker is a Very kind and caring guy he usually has blonde or dirty blonde hair he is a very good boyfriend he usually likes girls with blonde hair and There name Starts with a M, Parker is a very smart person and he is usually very aethletic he plays football, Basketball , soccer ,and Baseball. He is very good with kids. He is very very loyal to his significant other he also might seem tough but is really a big baby
Omg I can’t believe I’m dating Parker

I know he’s such a great guy!
by BURNT toastTTttTtT November 25, 2021
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Parker Redlon

A very unattractive person who can not get a girlfriend to save his life. His friends hate him and tell him to kill himself all the time. But even after all of that he still hangs out with them...
He's such a Parker Redlon... He'll never be cool
by Daddys_boy6969 July 15, 2016
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Peter Parker

when your finger blasting two birds at the same time with hands like spiderman whilst shooting your web over their face.
"I pulled off my first Peter Parker last night, safe to say the funeral was very awkward #sorrynan"
by peterparkerspedo August 8, 2021
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Parker

Why is it always Parker?
by FC Lumbago May 6, 2019
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Parker

The kind of guy who likes getting pegged, like alot..
"Oh did you meet parker last friday?"

"Yeah he likes getting pegged!"
by goodbøy October 13, 2020
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Trey parker

Trey Parker should die
by Fruks March 31, 2024
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Ben Parker

Ben Parker is a teacher is a Science teacher at John Warner. I dont have him, but my friend does, who I feel truly sorry for. Apparently his hands are so hairy, he had to shave them. He barely exceeds 5ft, and is classified as a rodent
“Ben Parker hates school like Hitler hated the Jews
by abcdefghijklmnooqrstuvwxyz March 26, 2019
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