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pleasure pot

The term used for those that have to rub one out in a secret “beat off spot” otherwise known as the pleasure pot. Not only is the pleasure pot a place to get your best thinking achieved, but the ability to get off without interruption is unmatched.
Her: Where’s Chuck going?
Him: To the pleasure pot.

Her: What’s that?
Him: To the bathroom to beat one off in hiding to achieve uninterrupted maximum pleasure. Not only can he get his best thinking done, but easy clean up job as well.

Her: Wow! Maybe I should start using the pleasure pot.

Him: Absolutely, Highly recommend! It’s a one stop shot!
by BTibbs July 20, 2023
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Neti potted

During oral sex, when your partner squirts so hard it shoots up your nostrils.
Right before this bitch threw the towel at me and said wipe yourself off, she neti potted me; my girl loves oral so much she neti pots me daily and she’s better than Vick’s vaporub
by Dr. Evil Poppy December 4, 2020
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Office Pot

The act of containing weed and/or smoking weed in an office cubicle.
"I heard form Stacy that Jerry had some office pot. Maybe we could get some from him!"
by WeGotDemMaffs July 31, 2017
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Uber pot

Door-to-door delivery of weed
Dude, the heck with going to the dispensary, just call uber pot
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Berger Pot

The different way of grilling.

A berger pot is an old toilet placed in a rotten garden or a scary backyard.

The special thing of that toilet pot is that it is used it as a grill.

Traditionally the Bergers shit out the fire in the pot after use it for grilling.
Oh shit, the Bergers next door are drunk and started barking around in their rotten garden.

They are grilling some kind of shit in their Berger Pot.
by Thomas Jeffson June 27, 2022
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pot musing

A thought of a contemplating nature that comes about while doing the do at the toilette. Or smoking funny weed.
- vinnienine: "Imagine how terrifying horses would be if they were carnivorous"
- beetus_wrangler: "This is one of those magnificent showerthoughts that stands out in a sea of puns, pop culture references, and pot musings. I am genuinely terrified."
- bandalooper: "Funny, this is the one that most struck me as a pot musing."
- disintegrationist: "Can't believe this ain't on Urban Dictionary yet. I mean, wasn't."
by disintegrationist September 26, 2014
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pot-pen

When a person who has been smoking pot is walking around with a cloud of odor around him like the character Pig-pen
Man do you smell that pot-pen in front of us? I'm getting a contact high.
by PNW street walker March 8, 2014
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