a bitch-ass-fuck-your mom-dick-gaywad-poser-noob is somebody who sucks big black sweaty ball sack and is probably fucking his mom right now
Chase Russell who goes to frontier academy in greeley colorado who is a bitch-ass-fuck-your mom-dick-gaywad-poser-noob. FAGGOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BITCH LOSER COCKSUCKING NOOB POSER ONE DAY I AN GOING TO KILL YOU I AM GOING TO CUT YOUR CHEST OPEN, RIP YOUR RIB CAGE OPEN, EAT YOUR ORGANS, CUT OFF YOUR 1 INCH DICK, FEED IT TO MY DOGS, AND THROW YOUR BODY INTO A WOOD CHIPPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Mr. AwesomePOOP IN MAH MOUTH April 26, 2011
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Get the Poser mug.a poser can be someone who tries to fit in faking an interest in something, usually a specific fandom or trend.
poser: Man, JoJo's Bizzarre Adventures is a great and fun anime, don't you think so?
guy: Oh bro, totally! Did you watch Battle Tendency yet?
poser: Pfft, yeah, I watched it all last night
guy: Then let's party, dude! I brought tequila~
poser: *is confused* You know I don't drink, right-?
guy: ...You're a poser, aren't you.
guy: Oh bro, totally! Did you watch Battle Tendency yet?
poser: Pfft, yeah, I watched it all last night
guy: Then let's party, dude! I brought tequila~
poser: *is confused* You know I don't drink, right-?
guy: ...You're a poser, aren't you.
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"He spent twenty minutes using all sorts of fancy jargon, but it was clear he was just a brain-poser trying to impress the boss."
"Don't listen to her; she's a total brain-poser who just repeats things she hears online without understanding them."
"Don't listen to her; she's a total brain-poser who just repeats things she hears online without understanding them."
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Wow! You have a shimano stella, high performance japan rod and 20yds... that is all you can cast? You're such a GT poser!
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