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Temp-panties

The act of putting on clean panties when you know you haven't showered in over 24 hours. Usually old, worn down, streched and faded panties as a temporary solution to the dirty booty problem, a barrier, if u will, between the booty and the pants.
I have to throw on my Temp-panties to run to the store, I'll take a shower when I get back, I'm in a hurry.
by Web-stirrer December 31, 2009
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covered patio

The abundance of fat which covers obese people's genitalia by either protruding a great distance from their body, or by hanging over their private areas.
"That man's covered patio is completely enveloping his dick"
by $$$~~~mizz_preshus~~~$$$ May 17, 2010
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pocket panties

shorts that are as revealing as panties but have pockets, very slutty shorts that don't cover much more then panties would but they are legal to wear in public.
that girl is wearing pocket panties she is a slut
by gunman733 May 17, 2011
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Sugar Panties

Noun - A member of the military that find themselves more comfortable handing money out in a gay strip club instead of a regular strip club to the dancers on stage.
Jeremiah blew his entire paycheck being a Sugar Panties while the rest of the platoon spent theirs chasing skirts.
by domin88u2 January 6, 2012
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Prison Panties

Guy: (While folding laundry) "Looks like it's time to thrown these underwear away...."

Girl: "Wow, nice prison panties!"
by C. Morebutts June 25, 2012
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Salmon Panties

Those tight salmon-coloured little shorties that jockholes and, to a lesser extent, commerce students, get around in. Sometimes accompanied with a popped shirt collar.

Clearly a mistaken fashion trend, salmon panties indicate a complete lack of originality, and a vain attempt to look metrosexual and/or look like one is transcending gender stereotypes regarding colours. In the end, it probably has nothing to do with either, and more to do with a need to conform to jockhole norms.
Ed: "Hey Steve, check out that dude walking across campus wearing those little salmon panties. Man, he has no idea how ridiculous he looks".

Steve: "Shut up, man. I'm too busy checking out blondie over there. Stop looking at guys"
by EduardoRodriguez December 11, 2012
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Patchwork Panties

The extra crusty underwear of a hippie/wook (see def. wook) girl, never name-brand, sometimes homemade, sometimes not there at all.
She was so crunchy, she had patchwork panties.
by the troof March 13, 2013
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