Big ol' chair and a light on

Famous lyrics from the Steve Miller Band

Oh, oh big ol' chair and a light on
Don't carry me too far away
Oh, oh big ol' chair and a light on
'Cause it's here that I've got to stay

by Kad69 May 10, 2022

Thash liurly ol cap

When boof is lyin about da ting and then Supac Thakur starts singing “why do we keep doing this again and again” and den and den and den he boof tee jeejes all the way to supac airlines.

Person 1: “hey bro I got an A+ on my history test”
Person 2: “Thash liurly ol cap”

by Higgie October 10, 2021

Bittie Tig Ol's

It is the new and cool way of saying Tig Ol' Bitties which is the same as Big Ol' Titties but just switching the "B" and "T"

I would love to suck on those Bittie Tig Ol's.

by Rocky Rynearson September 13, 2007

tired ole road cooze

biker chick that is advanced in age yet still wears tight pants, drinks, and smokes. They are attracted to hard rock bands and are sometimes groupies. The tired ole road cooze commonly have deep, rough voices and refer to people as "hun" often. They can be found on the bitch seat of a harley or perched on a bar stool holding a lipstick stained virginia slim between two withered fingers. They are sexually active and always looking for a lay.

Dude 1: I just got hit on by that drunk granny.

Dude 2: Lets get out of here before that tired ole road cooze comes over here.

by DR61009001 August 2, 2008

Big Ole Chimp Dump

A phrase used when you go and get the biggest rumble in your ass ever. You have to get to the rest room and real quick but you can't find one .. so you go behind the store and find a nice tree to hang from and take a shit and catch it in your hand and throw it on incoming customers. and start yelling and howling like an idiot

"O my god i have to crap so bad"
"Where am i going to go since there arent any bathrooms?"
"Well looks like another Big Ole Chimp Dump"
"Heres a nice tree"
"Ooooohahhwahhhwhhwhahpooopie"
Custome: "what the hell is he doing"
"Aw theres shit all over in my hair"

by Slimslope May 18, 2006

the ole two finger jones

quite simply, fingering a bitch. A long practiced time honored tradition.

Jonny: "Hey Cody, why do you keep smelling your fingers?"

Cody: "Well, I just gave my ole lady Amber the ole two finger jones.

Jonny: Oh....can I smell?

by dabizz January 1, 2008

HOLY-QAZWSXEDCRFVTGBYHNUJMIK<OL>P:?

When you are about to die in a video game or something and you happen to turn on caps lock (Computers Only)

DUDE SAVE ME I'M GONNA DIE HOLY-QAZWSXEDCRFVTGBYHNUJMIK<OL>P:?

by But I want subs April 4, 2017