When you're scrolling up and down your newsfeed, bored out of your mind. Dont have the energy to step away either....
by cosmic candy September 6, 2017
Get the Facebook Funkmug. by Junk Funk May 17, 2021
Get the Junk Funkmug. Simon: oh babe do me a favour , go down...
Kim: No way Simon! I'm not going anywhere near that dick funk
Kim: No way Simon! I'm not going anywhere near that dick funk
by mattpacer May 16, 2016
Get the dick funkmug. A sexual act in which the customer lays under a glass coffeetable and looks up through it, while their partner defecates on the top. How some people find this stimulating I'll never know.
Also can refer to the same positioning with a coffee table but the person on top merely presses their genitals onto the glass, for "squashed" visual effect - or can refer to defecating onto someone's face which has been first covered in plastic kitchen wrap like Saran Wrap.
Also can refer to the same positioning with a coffee table but the person on top merely presses their genitals onto the glass, for "squashed" visual effect - or can refer to defecating onto someone's face which has been first covered in plastic kitchen wrap like Saran Wrap.
Your grandfather got arrested in Thailand again after paying an underage transvestite hooker for some Funke Faust action.
by copkyle420 November 23, 2019
Get the funke faustmug. Leader having more than enough skill at basketball with a longs dick and slender man arms. A true handsome man who pulls women and owns other towns.
by Epg>Fhs March 19, 2023
Get the Jonah Funkmug. by childeater123 August 13, 2019
Get the funk zonemug. What you have when you are ready for a bowel movement. Often signaled by smelly farts or pungent flatulence.
by m&r2015 January 21, 2016
Get the funk in the dumpstermug.