Sex Noob

When somebody didn't listen in health class. Such as sticking the penis in ear, nose, belly button, hopefully never but eye and so on. Or when a girl doesn't no you bleed after first sex. Mostly happened to nerds, fat chicks, or ugly people;

Bobs a sex noob he tried to stick his dick in my eye!

by Fishtarts November 30, 2015

noob camper

A noob camper is a noob who tries to camp during a FPS but failes horribley. They think they can camp, but really suck.

Ryan is a noob camper because he camped the whole game and had 0 kills.

by .DeLeTeD. June 1, 2007

fat noob

An overweight person who is also a noob.

Thats fat noob couldent micro because he was too busy eating!

by Zar12344 September 1, 2007

noob deluxe

Someone who incredibly sucks at something.

Person A:"Omg, I got killed five times in a row in CoD!"
Person B: "Haha, you're such a noob deluxe."

by ANoobyPerson October 4, 2010

wow noob

1.Whenever someone says something completely unrelated to a subject this phrase comes into play (usually said in a deep voice)

2.Whenever someone says something wrong (also said in a deep voice)

3.World of Warcraft Noob

1. Bob: Did you see the Manchester United versus Arsenal match?

Billy: Did you see the Bruins game?

Bob: WOW NOOB

2. Bob: The answer to the equation is 2x

Billy: WOW NOOB

3. I destroyed that WOW NOOB

by An5l3y May 16, 2009

noob

A noob (originated in the online gaming community) Is someone with little skill set, no game but talks as if they have game. An idiot. Newb is not the same as noob.

Noob has been used by gamers for over a decade now, originated from online pc gamers and now into the streets.

Someone who picks up a rocket launcher and sheild all day and thinks he is better than everyone else is a noob. Some one who talks big yet cannot deliver is a noob. While playing Halp PC "King" scored a killtakutlar on some poor unsuspecting NOOB! The noob still thought he was better...what a NOOB!!!

by HaloPC - KING June 10, 2009

noob

1. a new inexpierenced player at any video game.

Eben D is such a noob isn't he Tyler?

by sexy turtle May 20, 2005