An object that you sit on when you poop. Most people lick it as a trend on the internet. They are usually covered in pee in men’s bathrooms. They are very dirty, so DO NOT USE THEM!
by Soapy hands February 8, 2022
Get the Toilet Seatmug. 
When you don’t quite make it to the bowl with your liquid poop and it ends up on the seat. In a hurry you then sit on the seat and this the diarrhea.
Dude, I ate too much velveeta cheese and hormel chili last night and it gave me tummy problems. I ran like Flojo to the bathroom and diarrhea’d the seat. Now my thighs are all chafed from the poo pants I had to wear all day at work.
by frogggdogg November 10, 2021
Get the Diarrhea’d the seatmug. by Reverend Gibs June 11, 2023
Get the Seat Snarfmug. by Makian6 July 26, 2022
Get the drake seatmug. by marco28793 June 16, 2022
Get the seat burnermug. A very hairy ass.
by KronKyrios September 8, 2011
Get the Padded Toilet Seatmug.