Hailey's Joy

(noun) The excitement and happiness felt when witnessing or experiencing something rare or possessing a rare trait or item.

John: I found a random crystal on the ground.
Sam: Holy Moly, that crystal has a 1/347287473419338926472 of being found by a person, YOU'VE GOT HAILEY'S JOY!!!

by Boss Omnipan June 27, 2024

Joy Fuck Club

People who can talk and joke about sex with no shame.

I had a great time hanging out with Daniel and Lydia last night! We laughed so hard! They are part of the Joy Fuck Club.

by Hallow Weener September 04, 2023

Joy hess

A very nice aid for the sped. Can be scary at times but overall shes very kind. We call her prison guard.

On no its joy hess! Run!!

by Hollysadopteddaughter:) April 11, 2019

Almond joy

Putting coconut oil on a women's ass hole and then licking it.

Jane put coconut oil on her bum and I almond joy'd it
Man the stripper totally gave me an almond joy.

by Breezy triple stack September 09, 2018

Almond Joy

The act of inserting ones genitals in their lovers vagina when you're unable to go deeper.

Amanda wanted clinger to go deeper when he was already balls deep so he almond joy'd the shit out of her.

by Nate716 April 28, 2015

Almond Joy

When a person with a nut allergy sticks an almond way up in their asshole, and it causes their insides to swell, forcing them to have a bowel movement.

Jerry stuck an almond up his ass and shit his pants. He Almond Joy'd himself.

by Almond Jerry March 05, 2024

Almond Joy

When a person with a nut allergy sticks an almond way up in their asshole, causing their insides to swell and forcing them to have a bowel movement.

Jerry stuck an almond up his ass and shit his pants. He Almond Joy'd himself.

by Almond Jerry March 05, 2024