Hamburger Holed

When the anal sphincter or the vagina has been vigorously railed by the bearer of a horse cock until the lips
or rim resembles a fresh pound of raw ground beef.

As if it was not enough that my uncle cornholed me so hard that my asshole looks like a rare quarter pounder, he rearranged my mom’s guts after dinner and left us both hamburger holed.

by Dick Onchin October 1, 2020

portable hole

A glory hole that one can carry with them and set up and use anywhere, usually consisting of a sheet of plywood with a hole at crotch level, handles and a plexiglass viewing window developed during the COVID-19 pandemic.

As a man of culture, I can't let the pandemic get in the way of my degeneracy. Good thing I have my portable hole with me to keep me COVID safe wherever its necessary.

by DongMissiles4Ever May 7, 2021

Courtesy hole

The thoughtful act of sticking your foot out from under the bed covers to release your stinky fart odour at the end of the bed, rather than let it seep into your partner's face. Particularly useful in a new relationship.

"I'm sorry lover, I have bubble bum tonight"

"Okay honey, please create a courtesy hole if you don't mind".

by BlaineTudor July 20, 2016

Babe Hole

Your girlfriend's pussy. Can also be her asshole or mouth depending on preference.

Babe when I get home will you give me some Babe Hole?

by T. Pruitt October 9, 2020

I-Hole

n. A person afflicted by the social ineptitude caused by I-Phones, I-Pods, and other forms of technology. Characteristics include staring aimlessly at one's I-Phone in social settings where normal people hold conversations with living, breathing people; offering to plug in your I-Pod to your friend's car when no one asked you to do so.

Kevin- "Hey do you have an I-Pod hook-up?"
Kym- "No, I-Hole, this is my car and you will listen to my mix CDs."

by kym f February 15, 2010

patrol the hole

When a designated wing man will scout a trout

'Oi mate can you keep an eye on when Bobby brown turns 16'

'Yeah I'll patrol the hole'

by EWatson4eva September 25, 2017

vaginal holes

there are 2 vagina holes in the vaginal area! One for sexual intercourse and another so you can let urine out!

some people may think there is 3 - the other one being for female ejaculation but let me tell you this - THEY ARE LYING!!!!!!

''Dude..I've got 3 vaginal holes''
''YOU ARE LYING. you only have 2''

by waynemcgrath August 22, 2012