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An Escalator Can Never Break

An underrated (and very true) joke by comedian Mitch Hedberg (1968-2005).
An escalator can never break - it can only become stairs.
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never miss

this person irohlol never misses and always spits facts
by irohlol April 3, 2021
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by urbantard August 31, 2024
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Never Goon

The faction mainly led by the minions on a mission to eradicate those damn gooners. They are usually seen possessing firearms and are ready to do anything to achieve their goal is their mission to stop people from gooning.People are either choosing to side with them or with the gooning smurfs.
Person 1:Haha now that i'm all alone in my room i'm going to start gooning
*Knock**Knock*
Person 1:Who is there?
Unknown voices: The goon police
Person 1:Oh shit fuck they are here the never goon army is at my doorstep
Goon police: surrender know or face the consequences
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Never

At all times, past, present or future
See Miassar. Never means always
by Boylesaysboom March 6, 2021
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Never

Never going to give you up. Never going to let you down. Never going to run around and desert you. Never going to make you cry. Never going to say good-bye. Never going to run around, and hurt you.
Guy 1: Hey check out this link, It never lets me down!
Guy 2: Alright man!
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by EdTheSheeran January 27, 2022
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