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Nonce

(UK) Slang for pedophile or
noun/ prison slang a rapist or child molester: a sexual offender.
That Evan is a nonce
by CillierB March 30, 2022
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Nonce world order

Biggest gang of pedophiles in the universe. They are known to take captives and force them to lie about their age.
"Nonce world order is recruiting more pedophiles to join them"
by Ss4lyf June 15, 2022
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Nonce

He’s such a nonce, he’s a mason hudson
by Squishy shit December 2, 2019
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Nonce

Goes by the name TheArtfulWojer#7595 plays a lot of dayz.
Defo touch’s children
The TheArtfulWojer#7595 is a nonce
by Jo99y April 25, 2022
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No Nonce November

During the month of November, all good nonces are called to curb their noncery.
If they behave they may get more lenient treatment and be more respected for their commitment
Nick: Well Pete, it's that time of year again. We'll have to leave those kids alone for a while

Pete: It's No Nonce November again?

Nick: Yep

Pete: Cock!
by NonceNick November 2, 2021
mugGet the No Nonce Novembermug.

Nonce

A disgusting human being who should rot in prison
A NONCE is a guy/girl that engages in talking to underage kids
by Jxke May 1, 2024
mugGet the Noncemug.

Bot Nonce

A man, usually married, who replied to Sex Bots on social media. These men regularly post about family values, being a patriot and Christianity. Bot Nonces also seem quite focussed on grooming gangs whilst simultaneously being entirely unaware of the fact that they are being groomed by Sex Bots based in a bot farm in Russia and operated by a 21 stone bald guy.
Sex Bot "Are there any men out there who still eat it?"

Bot Nonce "Hey Babe, I can go all night and breath through my ears"

Sex Bot "I'm feeling ugly"

Bot Nonce "You're beautiful Babe"
by Bot Nonce Hunter June 27, 2025
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