fuck brain

1. A person who impedes the flow of traffic on two lane highways by driving far below the speed limit.

2. A person who makes a stupid move while driving a car.
1. That stupid fuck brain is doing 35 MPH in a 55 zone!!

2. That stupid fuck brain!! They don't know how to drive. Look, they're all over the road!!
by Dan of Earth February 21, 2005
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lamb brains

The act of taking only your ball sack out of your pants, choking the balls tightly to the bottom of the sack tightly with your fist, and then standing nonchalantly next to a friend in an attempt to get him or her to look them unknowingly. When and if they do look, you must bleat loudly, mocking a sheep.
That lousy Ralphy got me to look at his lamb brains the other night… and it was while I was eating too.
by Ted N. Renner April 20, 2006
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Brain-crash

Situation in which the brain locks-up like a crashed computer due to overload.
Today went so fubar I suffered a brain-crash
by SkyCharger September 21, 2008
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brain sucking

to suck out other peoples thoughts, thust making ones self smarter, and leaving the others thoughtless.
dude, brooke totaly just sucked kaity's brain. now she can't even remember owls. i think shes addicted to brain sucking.
by ollyfordgertnator October 22, 2008
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brain browsing

In math class, I was brain browsing about the weekend.
by Cynthia9512Vivian March 10, 2014
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Beef-Brain

A chronic condition in which the patient's brain is slowly replaced with ground beef, there is no known cure and it is terminal 94% of the time. Common symptoms include loss of mental faculties, making absolutely stupid claims on twitter and twitch chats, and investing thousands of dollars in ugly pictures of primates thinking they are worth something.
Person 1: NFT's are the future of money!
Person 2: do you have fucking beef-brain?
by ZeroGToaster February 16, 2022
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