New City, NY

A place in Rockland County where the kids think they are cool and really are just brats who don't know what cool is. The larger percentage think they're black; the others just wish they were and spend momma and daddys bling (not their own...why should they) on urban ghetto clothes. Actually, some of them think they're scene, but really they aren't and they also speak ghetto and use the word ite as if they lost their teeth.

I go to the mall in my baseball hat, which is on either backwards or sideways, with my matching basketball jersey and my pants all the way down past my ass. Hey...my folks bought this outfit, i wouldn't spend any of my money bling on it. No, I don't work either. I am from New City, NY and we all look down at the rest of you. Though outside of new city they have no friends pooblie.

by karpy April 14, 2006

new york

I am from New York. I curse a lot. I say mad instead of wicked. I like the YANKEES. I know what REAL pizza tastes like, and I know that a bagel is much more than a roll with a hole in the middle. They're sprinkles...not jimmies. I play BEER PONG not beirut. I judge people by what exit they get off the highway. It's not called the shore, it's the BEACH. Its a wedge or a sub NOT a hoagie! It's not New York City or Manhattan, it's 'THE' CITY. Two words...MOTHER FUCKER. I know that 55 mph really means 85. When someone cuts me off, they get the horn AND the finger."

i'm a new yorker bitch

by roipher December 28, 2005

new canaan

A small suburb of New York city located approximately 1 hour (by car or train) NW of manhattan. New Canaan is often characterized as the home of alcoholic children and popped-collar snobs, but is in fact a great community. If you're looking to raise a family, you'll be hard pressed to find a safer, more wholesome environment for your children. The public schools (although ranked very highly) do suffer from some of the moral decay written about by previous visitors to this site. However, for younger children, there are great pre-K programs such as Toddler Time and Beginners at New Canaan Country School. The town center is friendly and alive, with a good selection of restaurants and shops. Supermarkets are close, with an even greater variety of outlets available within 20 minutes driving distance. Home styles vary from very modest residences near town to sprawling estates with sweeping lawns, pools, and tennis courts. New Canaan does lack ethnic and religious diversity, as it has long been considered less than welcoming to non-WASPs. However, all the cultural diversity New York City has to offer is only an hour away.

If you're looking for a safe place to raise your kids, New Canaan, CT, is a great choice.

by Parental Advice July 1, 2005

New Haven

A cool city in Connecticut, feels kind of like a scaled down mix of Philly and Brooklyn, has some bad areas but many nice areas as well. New Haven is also home to one of the most prestigious schools in the world, Yale University, and has great art, music, and food.

I live in New York and New Haven pizza is worth the drive.

by CupBdown March 2, 2008

New York Mane

When a man has pubic hairs that are longer than the actual penis. New York is used because it is filled with tall buildings, yet has a short, flat Central Park in the middle.

Did you notice that old asian guy with then New York Mane? I feel sorry for his wife.

by lahuard January 27, 2005

New Low

When someone manages to somehow outdo a virtually unmatchable screw up.

Darryl: Winston reached a new low today.
Gene: Really, As if getting caught with the bosses daughter wasn't bad enough.
Darryl: Really, Obese Midget Porn on the office computer.
Gene: Wow.

by SsTtUu April 28, 2011

New England

The six greatest states in the country. In the New England states, you will deal with fewer rednecks and far less ignorance, as most of the ivy league schools can be found here. The vacation spots are unbeatable and most people dress decent. In the fall, the foliage is a major tourist attraction. During the winter months, people visit to stay in lodges or ski. In the spring and summer, the beaches are crowded and the small towns earn the most money by housing all of the vacationers who decide to stay at Nantucket and Martha's Vineyard. Each state has its own perks... Oh yeah, did I mention that the Patriots are better than any other team?

Guy 1: "You're from New England? You must be a fuckin' Democrat hippie."

Guy: "No, I'm not a hippie, but yes, I do have more money than you."

by DrRock710 August 3, 2008