Freaking Nature

Give me this. We ain’t gettin it.

I’m the 3 years old you freaking nature

by green909 July 25, 2023

Natural leg-warmer

A friend of mine who had a gastric bypass was left with some lose skin. The excess skin on her legs created some folds and gathered much like a leg warmer, hence the term natural leg warmer.

I hate my natural leg-warmers, that’s why I always wear pants.
I love that I lost all this weight, but it’s such a shame I’m stuck with these natural leg-warmers

by Cheeky T September 3, 2023

Natural milo

The act of shitting diarrhoea in the shower and then proceeding to drink it from a cup

I Was thirsty so I had some natural Milo this morning

by saussypnus September 9, 2023

nature's grenade

when a tree randomly explodes

when you get hurt by nature's grenade will most likely end in death.

by John_doe42069 September 18, 2023

Fort Builder (of Nature)

A fort builder (of nature) is someone who builds forts/ makeshift huts from natural substances. You can see all sorts of these people on the internet. These people build a small housr from materials like sticks, miss, leaves, mud, etc...

The forest is my home. I just love to spend my free time out in the woods building forts; after all, I'm classified as a Fort Builder (of nature).

by Redonkulous Definitions November 21, 2021

Museum of Natural History

A museum that was there before several generations of new guards and will be there after these next generations as long as it and other beloved people, places, and things live on in the people.

The Museum of Natural History will always face the adversity of being threatened with wildfire (and so far is still standing strong in it's face), but New Yorkers know how to tell a wildfire to go fuck itself when a new guard tries to come in and walk all over what's already there and has been around the block a few times, or what's left of what was already there if some things have already been taken.

by The Original Agahnim December 4, 2021

natural november

Girls have to be natural

No makeup no contour no eyelashes no wigs no dying hair

Let’s see how u girls last the whole month

Fuck no nut November girls do natural November

by We Hate Gays November 2, 2019