muff cuffed

When a person is utterly and completely controlled by a female partner: see pussy whipped

When James changed religions after dating his newest girlfriend, I could only be led to assume that James is muff cuffed

by @TheReptile September 23, 2016

Body Muff

Aggressive thick body hair that extends further than an inch off of the epidermis.

Chaz: "Hey Ben.

Ben: Yeah Chaz?

Chaz: "Did u see Alfonzo's body muff in the locker room yesterday?"

by Trevorisclever June 29, 2016

Muff-Martyr

One who promotes their homosexuality to advance their popularity, celebrity status, or political gain.

That one muff-martyr that played "Doogie Howser" was back in the news today:

by Bulldog fan October 13, 2016

Seedy muff

A vagina which has been freshly ejaculated upon. Read: A pussy covered in jizz.

Girl 1: So how was the sex?
Girl 2: Not great, he gave me a seedy muff without permission.

by BrideOfSithis January 17, 2017

Muff Nuggets

The female version of dangle berries, where dried up clumps of cum & other fluids collect in bundles of various sizes towards the ends of her pubic hair

"Bruv, I pulled down her panties and bumped into the meanest collection of muff nuggets I've ever seen!"

by Busted Gumboot January 18, 2017

Manky muff

A vey nasty, dirty, and stinky twat

"Damn man that chick probably has a manky muff"

by Cousinvinny June 29, 2017

smurf muff

A cool person with a totally radical pussy

Alexis has a total smurf muff

by Cool chikca May 17, 2018