Sawed Off Motherfucker

A short motherfucker

I was looking for that sawed off motherfucker in the crowd but couldn't find him

by mosumnosum July 22, 2025

big bird motherfucker

Big Bird masturbates defiantly as the elderly woman inside the apartment calls the police.

Elliot, you're a big bird motherfucker.

by magicmurdercat January 9, 2024

goddamn fucking stupid shitty motherfucking

just "fucking" but way stronger

YOU GODDAMN FUCKING STUPID SHITTY MOTHERFUCKING BITCH!!!!

by the132guy March 30, 2024

Motherfucked

It is one of two extremely crucial categories that EVERYONE will eventually take up residency...

A. The Motherfucker

Or,

B. The Motherfucked

**simple reminder**
If you must think about it... my magic 8 ball just told me~
YOU ARE THE MOTHERFUCKED.

Now that I just saved you a day of pondering and possibly whimpering about, you may want to hit up The Motherfuckers section and grab you some BIG BOY PANTS for a change!

There are two types of people in this world: The Motherfuckers and The Motherfucked.

by OklahomaAmazon81 January 29, 2019

Dasvidaniya, motherfucker

When a Russian mob hitman pushes a pistol against the back of your head.

Mob hitman: Priviyet.
Target: Yes??
*the hitman now pulls out his pistol, flicking the safety off and pushes it against the target's head*
Mob hitman: Dasvidaniya, motherfucker.

by Aesthetix February 6, 2020

motherfuckness

A situation where motherfuckers are being motherfuckers.

or the attitude of someone being a motherfucker.

Can also be referred to as motherfuckeness.

"I can't deal with your motherfuckness right now!"
"This motherfuckness is pissing me off!"

"Don't read the comment section, it is full of motherfuckness!"
"What kind of motherfuckness is this"

by dibsonthis August 5, 2021

Knock, Knock Motherfucker

When you are urinating when suddenly you need to violently shit. Then, you stop pissing and turn around, firmly pressing your puckered ass onto the seat and unloading an ungodly amount of assham into that poor, poor toilet.

Larry: "Damn, I thought you were taking a leak!"

Jim: "Yeah, sorry. I had a Knock, Knock Motherfucker moment."

Larry: "A what now?"

by The mystery shitter April 27, 2022