de mariano

a sexy beast; the bloodline of the biggest mafioso family in italy

Person 1: the de mariano is in town!
Person 2: hide all your belongings!!

by jidusleftball April 1, 2024

Illogical Marian Assumption

An Illogical Marian Assumption, is my joke, on the Marian Assumption, a Christian doctrine, where The Virgin Mary, ascended to Heaven. It's also, a joke, on the, illogical assumption, a term, in logic.

The Devil's, Illogical Marian Assumption, is that, he hates The Virgin Mary, so he wants her, to join him, in Hell! A joke!

by I'mcrazy May 28, 2025

Logical Marian Assumption

The Logical Marian Assumption, is the opposite, of my Illogical Marian Assumption. It's also, my joke, on The Marian Assumption, and a logical assumption.

Our Lord Jesus Christ, proclaims The Logical Marian Assumption. He says, The Virgin Mary, his mother, is pure, and chaste enough, to be brought, bodily to heaven! Amen! Another joke!

by I'mcrazy May 28, 2025

Dirty Merano

A Gay man jerking too low fat curd cheese while doing the helicopter with his Cock and proceeds to have an orgasm upside down on his fried eggs to keep his proteins stable.

"Going to the gym today was so hard, I really need a dirty Merano right now..."

by Gooningman69420 July 7, 2025

cheryl and mariana

These two have the most wholesome friendship in the world. Watch out cause these two are about to take over the world. Nothing can split them apart so don’t even try. There like sisters split apart at birth. When they are together its as if they are a goddess and can defeat anything their way. These two will remain friends for eternity and beyond, nothing can break them apart.

‘Who has the best friendship?’ ‘It has to be Cheryl and Mariana, they’re inseparable!’

by CherylandMariana April 6, 2020

Célia and Marianne

Two very dumb friends, a lil weird, but very lovely and without any sign of organisation. A wonderful mom-friend and a brilliant hair holder when u feel sick.

they are the best friends u can have! <33

"This gives me Célia and Marianne energy ^^"

by Antoinette...1010 June 11, 2021

To pull a Mariana

Is to drunkenly 'water-burst" a mouthful of water in the face of another drunk awesome handsome amazing person.

To pull a Mariana on me would be a big mistake!

by Usgyu October 29, 2023