no me importa

This is spanish for "I don't care."

"Yo tengo una ereccion larga para ti!"

"No me importa. Soy una lesbiana. "

by Enomis March 5, 2007

Figgadeal me

another word for feel me

"that bitch fine as hell, figgadeal me?"

by BigOreo June 11, 2006

hoe me

tried to play you, or scheme you

basically get something out of you, but going about it the wrong way

like if your friend says you're gay and you're not

You'll probably say "Jacob lowkey tried to hoe me"

by kiyoneej October 11, 2016

it displeases me

when something annoys me or irritates me, opposite of pleasing me

'please don't pick your nose it displeases me'

by Pollage March 3, 2008

Gas Me

To boost your head up or over compliment

Person 1: You sexy

Person 2: I'm in my gym clothes and I need a hair cut, don't gas me.

by LOLDrown566 July 24, 2021

fazz-me

When you pretend to have a medical condition to get medical marijuana

I'm going to fazz-me up with that doctor to get some legal bud

by potsmokingcrazyguy December 3, 2010

Not me, was Maria.

Not me, was Maria used when you’re best friend negates a sense of pleasure from sending you obscenities of which you send onto your peers whom are horrified and reprimand you, but in your defence, you retort -Not me, was Maria. Whereby your innocence is restored and equilibrium regained as of course it wasn’t me, but Maria.

Friend “What the hell clare, I will never be able to unsee that gigantic penis now”
Me: “notmewasmaria”

Friend: eyes intent on screen and face drops in horror watching the gigantic penis sway back and forth in rocking motion, shocked, marika replies what the hell Clare? To which I say, it’s not me, was Maria.

by Clarabella May 6, 2020