matt bottom

A matt bottom is a curious teenage boy who only wants to know what length pyjamas girls wear to bed, he is most definately NOT into a cheeky nandos and if he was he would be a mango and lime and 1 fino side (creamy mash) kind of lad. You know you're dealing with a matt bottom when he's constantly active on Facebook and popping up to absolutely fucking everyone. He is an absolute ledge and you would be very fortunate to be graced by him. Easily identifiable this full kit wanker will have spiky hair and be wearing his best shoes to please the girls (umbro). His dirty talk will sound of similar structure "what do you think of me", "how soft are your lips" and "video call me"

Luke: "Jenny keep clear of Him, he's a matt bottom"

Jenny: "put your football away, it takes a matt bottom to know a matt bottom"

by Wittyenglishstudent_ May 13, 2015

Matt Wal

A Super Hero also called Dump Man, who beats up villains with his bag of garbage along side his is young ward Pick Boy. He gains his powers from the consumption of thousands of pickles.

Look up in the sky, it's a bird, it's a plane, no, it's Matt Wal

by MilanoBoi July 31, 2020

Matt Donavon

A rat.

Someone: Have you seen Matt Donavon?
A very wise person: You mean Ratty Matty?

by Urgirlmia March 20, 2022

The Matt Murray

The act of fingering your date/spouse/tinder victim’s anus and sniffing your finger directly after.

Aaron : hey man how was your date last night?
Tony : yeah it was ok man, I gave that bitch The Matt Murray!!
Aaron : nice man, what did it smell like?
Tony : Taco Bell..

by Loonytoon69 December 06, 2017

matts cock

Its usally means a very hard and long male organ(penis) on a male with the name matthew or matt

Wow did you see what matts cock did to paige after the party she didnt walk for days

by Isaytruthful April 28, 2017

Matt-Lynch

someone who spends far to long on their hair and worried about what they look like to much, sometimes described as metrosexual, they are the downfall of old school men

hey look at them lads, blatent matt-lynch's

by Chris "king shoey" Johnson August 28, 2008

Matt

Usually one of the greatest boys you will ever meet. Matt’s draw in everybody with their big blue eyes, fluffy black hair and charming looks. If you have a Matt, you should consider yourself lucky and never let him go, ever. Matt’s are one of the most caring, loving, beautiful minded people you will ever meet. Sometimes he can be a pain, but most of the time you will absolutely love him regardless. No matter how many fights you get into you will always make up with a Matt, because you won’t be able to afford to lose them. Once you meet a Matt, you wont be able to remember what life was like without them. They light up every room and bring a smile to everybody’s face. You know and he knows that all the girls want a Matt and all the boys want to be a Matt. Only lucky people are good friends with a Matt, so never let them go. They are probably the best thing that has ever happened to you.

“Matt just broke up with me!”
“That sucks, you’ll never find another like him.”

by kkkrissiexx November 15, 2019