Marked Wood

A mans junk that has excessive hand marks on it that matches the mans hands who's junk has marks on, resulted from excessive masturbation!!

Girl, I must not be doing something right, my man has Marked Wood!!

by SP1031 February 23, 2017

textion mark

a text message that consists of only a question mark. phrases an obvious question without actually asking a question. commonly used to mean "i don't understand," "what do you mean," "explain," etc.

person 1:i love you.
person 2:?

person 1:did you go to that party last night?
person 2:?

"His text didn't make sense so I just sent him a textion mark."

by cricket23 February 18, 2009

mark goldbridge

a man who is a fan of manchester united fc and is famous of "bloody prat"

mark goldbridge is a funny guy
"he's a bloody prat"

by anonymous September 24, 2022

Mark till

A pedophile who all the local children take the piss out off

Mark till is a fucking nonce

by Suckyamarje August 29, 2019

mark kenna

Aussie slang for a $10 note, ie, a tenner

Guy 1: Mate, u got a stewie diver i can grab off u?

Guy 2: Nah, all i got is a mark kenna, but take it anyway.

by amme12345 February 24, 2010

Mark Lord

A cute creature living in a dream, positive minded person and a caring friend

Oh my god she's so Mark Lord

by Miloves June 7, 2021

Mark Lengel

The Master of the Realm. Inspiration to all and Dr. Squach Enthusiast.

Mark Lengel is a sexy bald guy.

by John the Soft Sword February 9, 2023