mad boner

beaver banger of love that is unusually slick and/or hard, generally accompanied by mean sac and hot babes. Occasionally used in gorilla warfare tactics, but only in desperate situations.
hot babe- "man thats one mad boner" (;P
mad boneree- "BUA BUA!!"
by plll December 06, 2003
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Mad Titan

When someone has no barriers when it comes down to attracting the opposite sex and will always succeed.
Alex is such a Mad Titan, I can't believe he pulled 7 girls on Saturday.
by Raptor444 October 10, 2018
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The Mad Shits

I shouldn't have eaten that chili last night, because now I have "the mad shits".

I've been on the toilet all day with "the mad shits".

I'm gonna put ex lax in that cheating bastards lunch today so he will be stuck home all night with "the mad shits".
by annie bo fannie August 20, 2014
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Mad Action

The act of getting laid. Often misused when refering to making out or getting a hand job but is specifically sexual intercourse.
Student 1: Hey Mike, are you going to get mad action this weekend?
Student 2: All day!
by Falconsaysyes April 13, 2010
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mad yin

when a scottish cunt goes on a absolute bender. classified by - not going home between the days Friday and sunday night, more than 5 gram of gear must be consumed, minimum 5 swaggers (eccies), atlas 2 bottles of buck and/or a swift litre of scotlands finest glens (ket, mandy and bubbles also recommended to fulfil your mad yin)
"am going on a fucken mad yin this weekend davie" or "fuck me a need a heavy mad yin after this week"
by malaka mutha December 18, 2016
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Ahab madness

a man, perferebly one of a minority race, who is attracted to fat white women, thus a man chasing after a white whale.
that poor motherfucker, he must have ahab madness because that is a huge bitch
by Kingsaint22 September 02, 2008
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Mad Sciontist

When someone purchases a Scion and has it tricked out. Typically they spend every last dollar they have keeping the car from going back to the bank
Whoa, did you see Allena's new Scion TC, it has every option possible... She's a Mad Sciontist!
by Adam M Nichols October 09, 2008
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