Logical fallacies

A useful set of 'refutational tools' whose usage is mainly seen in random internet arguments but can also equally be applied in the IRL realm too, such as against your wife or your boss. The former scenario is where people often abuse logical fallacies to the point of committing a fallacy fallacy, so be wise and use them sparingly and only as a supplement to your argument.

Also related to non sequitur.
1) Jim called out his boss by using logical fallacies to poke holes in his ridiculous decisions.
2) Tommy used logical fallacies to his advantage in order to expose the inconsistencies in his girlfriend's reasoning with regards to how he should spend his money.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 02, 2022
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Pot logic

The logic of a person who is under the influence of a "pot" (cannabis); What someone would say if a person did something stupid.
Their logic would be similar to a person who is buzzed or drunk.
Brian's pot logic made him think lighting a bottle rocket between his butt cheeks would be a great idea.
by sw33t_sm0ke July 01, 2018
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Broomatopian Logic

The logic that makes no sense
Nobody will understand my Broomatopian Logic!
by Unknown Rainbow Pixy Unicorn December 20, 2015
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oikka logic

The act off saying you are going to do something, then ask other people to do it for you
Billy uses oikka logic everytime we have homework
by Unfunny dictionary writer January 31, 2021
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qwerty logic

A seemingly random but deeply intuitive and human-friendly way of ordering something to work, pretty much like the QWERTY keyboard and its arrangement of alphabets.
At first, many aspects of yoga can feel intimidating and disorienting. But, as you go through the motions, it all starts to come together in your body and it feels like qwerty logic.
by Literary Lancaster May 21, 2024
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Pencildick logic

An irrational way of thinking and problem solving generally used by neck bearded cellar dwellers with small penises.
Using your pencildick logic, "2+2 = 5 " and " it's not the size of the ship, but the motion of the lotion" are true and correct statements
by Professor gouddick March 07, 2019
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Eva Logic

A logic created by Eva M. Sullivan that she obligates everyone to know. Eva Logic is not valid in any sense and can lead to the downfall of many things. Eva Logic consists of 3 supporters while its biggest competition is Potato Logic/Luck which consists of 17 supporters.
"Eva logic helped me solve my problems in life!" - Said No One Ever...
by Neo_Is_Gone October 02, 2022
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