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Lincolned

When someone is assassinated while distracted by any form of entertainment.
News reporter: Last week a Carolina man was lincolned in his own home while watching Nascar
by ShrimpBBQ November 15, 2022
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Lincoln

Lincoln is so daddy right now
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Lincoln

a soccer jock. do not date or befriend. potty mouth.
lincoln is a crippled soccer jock
by iloveboppy08 January 3, 2023
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Lincoln's revenge

The colloquial term for any cases of traveler's diarrhea contracted by a mexican tourist visiting the USA. The name humorously refers to Abraham Lincoln, an american lawyer, politician, and statesman who served as the 16th president of the United States from 1861 until his assasination in 1865.
It is said that whenever a person has diarrhea while visiting the United States, he is suffering the wrath of Lincoln's revenge.

by Mozart72 January 22, 2023
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Lincoln Log House

Where you stack turds vertically and horizontally to make a Lincoln log house
I just built the biggest Lincoln Log House earlier! That shit was so fun!
by Cav42 February 28, 2023
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Lincoln Hog

When 4 or so guys lay down in a Lincoln log style and blow each other.
I walked in an the 4 dudes from the party were Lincoln hogging.
by ECOUTDOORSMAN March 16, 2023
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Lincoln

Lincoln is a tall guy you go to school with. He usually will have a massive forehead and really small eyes. He can be very annoying and harass girls that he likes. He will try to steal your money so be wary. Most Lincoln's have a really weird smiles and are very insecure of it. So if you ever want to roast him or hurt his feelings, say something about his smile.
Girl: Stop harassing me lincoln
Lincoln: Give me all of your money right now
by hairssssss March 19, 2023
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