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Pimpin' Lincoln

(Noun) A man's beard sculpted to look like that of Abraham Lincoln, after whom the style is named. The beard is the same width, thickness and consistency as the sideburns. The beard also conforms to the jaw-line and chin while the moustache is removed along with the whiskers beneath the chin and neck. Not to be confused with the goatee, soul-patch or dad-beard.
Dude, his beard looks like Lincoln's.

Yeah man, it's a Pimpin' Lincoln.
by Pimpin' Lincoln August 11, 2009
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Lincoln

Lincoln is awesome. He is sweet. He is super duper hot. Girls should have a boyfriend called Lincoln. Girls need a boyfriend called Lincoln. Although he is bad at bedwars he is good at other games like skywars. He is good at sport too. He likes AFL and most Lincoln's cheer for the western bulldogs. He is friendly and has lots of friends. Despite the original Lincoln who is writing has autism, he is popular in his high school homeroom. Girls should hang out with Lincoln if you find one.
Girl: OMG hello future boyfriend rowrrrr
Girl 2: No he is mine get away
Girl: No he's mine
Lincoln: come on ladies how 'bout you both come to the movies with me
Both girls: okay
by Definition:Lincoln Coate March 13, 2022
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Lincoln's revenge

The colloquial term for any cases of traveler's diarrhea contracted by a mexican tourist visiting the USA. The name humorously refers to Abraham Lincoln, an american lawyer, politician, and statesman who served as the 16th president of the United States from 1861 until his assasination in 1865.
It is said that whenever a person has diarrhea while visiting the United States, he is suffering the wrath of Lincoln's revenge.

by Mozart72 January 22, 2023
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pimp lincoln

After the Loud family’s (The Loud House) parents die, they are stuck in poverty. Their only son, Lincoln, pimps out his sisters to make a living.
Clyde: Nice rack Lori!
Pimp Lincoln: Everything goes according to plan.
by lulu_officially December 24, 2024
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Lincoln Dicklas

I was so horny at the tourney, I had to get Ashley that Lincoln Dicklas.
by Front Man November 17, 2021
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Chocolate Lincoln

When you shove a roll of pennies up your ass and then shit them out.
The chocolate Lincoln was slowly coming out.
by Lincolns Logs November 9, 2023
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Lincoln Nap

The act of taking a nap permanently, usually at a theatre or at least away from home.
Uncle Dan took a Lincoln Nap at the movies. His service will be next Saturday.
by Dingid Forester March 14, 2016
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