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She then grabbed me and payed me down and fingered me and licked my pussy. We kept going till we fell asleep 69. It was the best lesbian sex ever
She then grabbed me and payed me down and fingered me and licked my pussy. We kept going till we fell asleep 69. It was the best lesbian sex ever
by Randomname08 January 20, 2020
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Girl 1: I would not date a transgender woman.
Girl 2: You’re transphobic.
Girl 1: No, I’m Super Lesbian.
Girl 1: I would not date a transgender woman.
Girl 2: You’re transphobic.
Girl 1: No, I’m Super Lesbian.
by TheSuperSup March 7, 2021
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When you are about to ask a girl out but she tells you that she is not interested in the male sex. Studies have shown that the female is not really a lesbian but uses the excuse to escape a future relationship.
HISTORY -
The first "recorded" lesbian bomb occurred in Northern America, somewhere in the early 21st century. A young man attempted to persuade a lovely young lady into beginning a new chapter in both of their lives, but she simply pushed him aside by giving a short lecture on her sexuality. The young man had all of his hopes and dreams crushed because this particular lady he had sought after for many a moon. It came about that the lady was deceiving the man only because she did not want to be in a relationship with him.
WARNING TO READER -
Lesbian Bombing can occur under these circumstances (but not limited to): 1, you do not know the female very well. 2, The female knows you are going to ask her out and tries to come across as a lesbian. 3, You are friends with the female but she doesn't know how to tell you that she just wants to stay friends.
When you are about to ask a girl out but she tells you that she is not interested in the male sex. Studies have shown that the female is not really a lesbian but uses the excuse to escape a future relationship.
HISTORY -
The first "recorded" lesbian bomb occurred in Northern America, somewhere in the early 21st century. A young man attempted to persuade a lovely young lady into beginning a new chapter in both of their lives, but she simply pushed him aside by giving a short lecture on her sexuality. The young man had all of his hopes and dreams crushed because this particular lady he had sought after for many a moon. It came about that the lady was deceiving the man only because she did not want to be in a relationship with him.
WARNING TO READER -
Lesbian Bombing can occur under these circumstances (but not limited to): 1, you do not know the female very well. 2, The female knows you are going to ask her out and tries to come across as a lesbian. 3, You are friends with the female but she doesn't know how to tell you that she just wants to stay friends.
Example of Lesbian Bomb.
Male: Hey, I really like you, I want to be more than a friend.
Female: I don't know what to say to that. I am not as interested in males as much as I am with females.
Male: I Hate my life, I'm going to kill myself.
Female: That's fine.
Male: Hey, I really like you, I want to be more than a friend.
Female: I don't know what to say to that. I am not as interested in males as much as I am with females.
Male: I Hate my life, I'm going to kill myself.
Female: That's fine.
by plunkard May 9, 2008
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Get the Lesbian sexmug. by yellowbuzzard January 10, 2010
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Eddie has left the toilet seat up AGAIN?!? Ugh, I am so taking a lesbian vacation with Amy at my office - the one who surprised me with a vanilla latte last Friday. I bet SHE would listen when I talk and respect my wishes."
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