Lagoon cunts

1. French for modified Vegetables. Mostly used as a insult.
2. a offensive term for someone
3. a complement for someone
4. a way to describe something
5. a ferocious animal scientific name is known as the Lagoonis cuntis and has been observed very rarely and at one point was thought extinct. but, in China the scientists have revealed 4 in their care. It is a omnivore and generally is a violent being that is also, quiet lazy.
6. A fb page was found with the name www.facebook.com/dahlcompany

1. you are all laying here like lagoon cunts
2. you are a lagoon cunt!
3. hey lagoon cunt
4. you are looking very lagoon cunt today
5. ahhh the Lagoonis Cuntis is eating someone's fist
6. Lagoon cunt is great

by betterthantape January 2, 2013

Legoman

Synonym to Bugman. For use in situations where you want to call someone a bugman but do not want to be labeled as an kissless virgin.

"Hey guys who wants to play some overwatch with me"
"you are a fucking legoman"

by Azulll November 1, 2019

Lego Head

The act of strategically placing Lego pieces on the floor in hopes of your partner accidentally stepping on one, and when they cry out in pain, slipping your penis in for a surprise blowjob.

Bro 1: Last night I got some amazing Lego head!

Bro 2: What do you mean?

Bro 1: After a nice romantic dinner, my girl was coming upstairs to get freaky, so I left some extra pieces from the Lego Nostromo ship I built on the floor, and when she stepped on one I jumped off the bed and shoved my dick down her throat like a Facehugger in Alien.

by JarrodTheLubeBoy April 18, 2022

gecko lego

When a person has passed out at the end of a party or drinking session and is sleeping in a random position on a piece of furniture. The drunken state makes them impossible to remove from the position they are in.

Where has Ross gone?

He's there, passed out on the sofa doing a gecko lego impression!

by Davie F March 10, 2008

salty lagoon

In the act of sexual intercourse genitalia becomes dry and lubricated. with the application of ones tears, you than acquire the necessary lube to continue. A.K.A a crymax.

when i went to your moms house your dad left and she was crying so i suggested we try the salty lagoon.

by Toffifee March 18, 2009

Legocat5

A sick motherfucker who makes fucked up Roblox videos. He spends alot of time in his mother's basement making roblox videos that masturbates to shock sites and gay porn. There's a fad of him raping people. He videos have ear-rape and rape.

The pedo sicko calls himself Legocat5 or Mrcat5 or Legocatmaster or Mrlegocat5 or Mrlegocatmaster or Mrlegocatmaster5 or legocatmaster5 or just calls himself legocat5. He also likes the colors Red, Blue and green. He also loves the colors skin pink because that is the same color of a penis.

legocat5 roblox telamon

by Xcess666 October 17, 2011

blue lagoon

While having sex standing doggystyle inside of a porta-potty, you pull out and put it in her ass, while simotaniously dunking her head in the blue poo water.

Umberto gave a girl the Blue Lagoon at the fair.

by Matt Ensminger June 22, 2008