lily pad

The act of making an Island of Toilet Paper in a person's toilet then taking a crap on top of it. This leaves the your heep of crap to smolder above the water and really stink up the bathroom.

" I went to Griffin's house and Pulled a Lily pad."

by "HardBody" April 27, 2003

gild the lily

Also, as an alternate meaning, another phrase for female masturbation; the manual stimulation of the clitoris performed on oneself.

After I found out that my boyfriend couldn't make a bootycall last night, I had to gild the lily to get to sleep.

by kimpoopy April 28, 2008

Lily H

The most awesome sexy amazing perfect girl ever

That Lily H is one hot lil' chick. I'd do anything to be with an amazing perfect girl like that <3

by 8=Dlololololololol December 16, 2011

Lily Honged

When someone gets scored on really badly. I mean, you really don't know how bad you got roasted. Seriously, don't show your face when you get roasted that bad. It's just humiliating.

Tes: I think we can all agree that we loved Lily Hong in Mulan.
Lily: -__________-
Random person: You just got Lily Honged.

by phoneless basterd September 9, 2010

lily osbourne

A lily Osbourne is a loyal, trustworthy, hilarious and a stunning girl. She comes across as very exclusive at first but once she opens up to you, you are open to a crack of a time. Lily Osbourne is a girl you never want to let go of, for her loyalty, decisions and wise advice are what leads you to the greatest of places. Lily Osbourne carries fun and warmth wherever she goes and is extremely confident, however those closest to her can really see when she is hurting or breaking apart. Lily Osbourne is typically a blonde haired-blue eyed girls whose beauty shines inside and out.

Joeys boy: "checkout that blonde bombshell"
Jacob: "that's lily osbourne"

by sbhxsjwenxids June 27, 2018

lili-jade

Lili-Jade is shy but sweet. She can sometimes be crazy! Hold on too your Lili-Jade cuse she is precious. She gives you the best advice when it comes too frienship!

Once you become friends with Lili-Jade she will be your friend for life!

by Happyfaceallday March 19, 2018

Blue/Lily

blue is the name of an extreme penis lover which loves to look at mike dirnt and fantasize about his daddy thick bass fingers. She also enjoys watching undertale porn while listening to stormy nightcore.

guy 1 "hey bro that girl is so sweet" guy 2 "yeah shes a Blue/Lily"
blue is also a nickname

by killercaz July 23, 2020