Abraham Lincoln

the #1 filipino, with #2 being qzeah

person 1: yo bro who the goat

person 2: abraham lincoln

person 1: aint that the american president

person 2: nah man hes the filipino goat who became the american president

person 1: ohh gotchu

by botaccount1984 December 9, 2025

Lincoln

A nonchalant with a small penis

Woman: How's it going Lincoln?
Lincoln: Nothing much I got a small penis how about you.

by trosa456 February 10, 2025

Nolan Sorento Is Lincoln March: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Nolan Sorento Is Lincoln March: The First Juvenile Release.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025

Lincolned

To be slapped by a dick (erect or not) directly to one's cheek.

President Lincolns face on the penny appears to have a dick impression embedded on his cheek.

She acted as if she was better than everyone. She was no dime piece she was more like 10 pennies so i lincolned her. If done 10 times then she's a dime piece.

A penny for your thoties.

by ❤️💲⭕️💲🅰️ March 17, 2025

Lincoln energy

/ˈlɪŋkən ɛn.ɚ.d͡ʒi/

The energy exuded by people―mainly men―that live in Lincoln, NE

Daniel: that comedian from Lincoln was weird
Chris: yeah major Lincoln energy

by TheTallestPsychonaut March 20, 2025

Alabama Lincoln

To ejaculate forcefully into the back of someone's head at a movie theater.

The term originates from Abraham Lincoln being assasinated and being shot in the back of a head in a theater.

I was so invested in Cars 3, I hadn't noticed Pablo gave me an Alabama Lincoln until the credits.

by A&W Zero Sugar Root Beer June 5, 2024

Lincoln Thorn

they say he is a gay man, however the rumors are false. he only has eyes for one. kylie. a lincoln thorn is never gay, only hot.

oh my god! that’s him!
who?
that’s Lincoln Thorn
oh yes he is not gay and he likes Kylie Marlow

by Broken-heartedLady1234 June 21, 2024