Linn County Lincoln Log

The act of deficating upon a female meth dealers chest in return for a discount on a gram in Linn County Missouri

Bobby... I saved myself $8 on this gram we're tweaking on by giving Teresa the ole Linn County Lincoln Log...she loves it!

by Uncle Eddie 985 August 22, 2025

Lincoln

A nonchalant with a small penis

Woman: How's it going Lincoln?
Lincoln: Nothing much I got a small penis how about you.

by trosa456 February 10, 2025

Nolan Sorento Is Lincoln March: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Nolan Sorento Is Lincoln March: The First Juvenile Release.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025

Lincolned

To be slapped by a dick (erect or not) directly to one's cheek.

President Lincolns face on the penny appears to have a dick impression embedded on his cheek.

She acted as if she was better than everyone. She was no dime piece she was more like 10 pennies so i lincolned her. If done 10 times then she's a dime piece.

A penny for your thoties.

by ❤️💲⭕️💲🅰️ March 17, 2025

Lincoln energy

/ˈlɪŋkən ɛn.ɚ.d͡ʒi/

The energy exuded by people―mainly men―that live in Lincoln, NE

Daniel: that comedian from Lincoln was weird
Chris: yeah major Lincoln energy

by TheTallestPsychonaut March 20, 2025

lincoln-log

a beast killa with a ten inch monster trout. weakness:anybody named addie

strength: can crush ten monsters in under a minute:

lincoln log state can be acquired by getting crossfased.

I just went sicko mode and unlocked my lincoln-log stage. time to go make love to your mother

by rawrXD78934 November 22, 2021

lincoln-log

a masculine godly state of frat guy
weakness: any blonde girl named addie
strength: crushing ten red bulls in under a minute

acquired by getting cross faded on shrooms and white claws

Wow! i just unlocked a lincoln-log state of mind.

by rawrXD78934 November 22, 2021