Land it in buffalo

When you totally mess something up resulting in total failure.

Wow, last night you were really hammered. How'd it work out with the girl you brought home?

Not good, vomited all over her and she ran out crying.

Boy did you land it in Buffalo

by Team Zion February 18, 2009

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land shark

This is a term that is used when referencing the act of having sex with a woman while she's on her period. Sharks attack women who are menstruating in the ocean, and since you are having sex with a woman's bleeding vagina on the land, it is called 'land sharking'. It can also be called a 'shark attack' and is often accompanied by the Jaws theme song and a hand smacking motion immitating the clamping of sharks' jaws.

This should only be attempted if...
A) one is extremely horny
B) one is extremely commited
C) one is both extremely horny and extremely commited

Latisha's on her period, but I'm so damn horny. I think I might land shark her anyway.

by LindseyLu May 19, 2006

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promised land

boobs or pussy

I'd love to touch her promised land

by Dana Mix August 17, 2003

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Lincoln Land

a small community college in central Illinois known for it's low standards and routinely leading to the drinking problem of underage kids in central illinois, do not ever let your children go there, do not let them "move into town" and go to college in springfield because truth is they will end up dropping out of COMMUNITY COLLEGE and working somewhere at the mall most likely Pacsun or Gloria Jeans Coffee. A few years down the road they will probably obtain a decent state job to support their mediocre lives. If you are ever thinking about saving money and attending a community college for two years DO NOT GO TO LINCOLN LAND, you will never get out alive.

Wow that girl from high school went to Lincoln Land, she must be pregnant, dead, or a coke head.

by springfield=death February 6, 2006

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No hand's land

1. Refer to the zone on guitar strings or more specialy bass strings where the hand of the musician are very rarely seen, almost never go. It usually is halfway between the head of the instrument and the beginning of the body of the instrument.

2. a woman's private

1. Freak man ! Have you heard what he did on the no hand's land during his solo ? Sounded just like a blaster from Star Wars !

2. He totally got caught red handed in the no hand's land of his girlfriend's bestfriend at that party.

by Trivalent.22 June 4, 2009

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