Kieran is the sexiest guy and his penis is at least 4.7 feet he is so cool and sexy he has a body count of 48 yet he is a virgin and all 48 of those people were killed in an attack containing a lot of arson Kieran is about to face charges on the 19 November 2022. His dick will scare the judge away so he’ll be fine.
Girl 1: omfg is that Kieran he’s so hot and his dick is massive
Girl 2: yes it is omfg he’s going to court soon if he goes to prison I will too he is just too sexy.
Girl 2: yes it is omfg he’s going to court soon if he goes to prison I will too he is just too sexy.
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All kieran's are horrible people with the most annoying thing about them is they are so annoying they will literally get mad over the simplest things
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Anyone named Kaiser has a really small dick and is really stupid too. Still very lovable.
Anyone named Kaiser has a really small dick and is really stupid too. Still very lovable.
Person 1: "Woah who's that over there he's really hot"
Person 2: "Don't you know? That's the cool Kaiser who gets girls easily."
Person 1: "He looks annoying too but he's hot."
Person 2: "Don't you know? That's the cool Kaiser who gets girls easily."
Person 1: "He looks annoying too but he's hot."
by unicorneto March 16, 2022
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