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Juan

A bitch who is self centered asshole who doesn't care about their gf and most times retarded and make stupid ass jokes that people find funny and will definitely never become famous or smart and will probably be poor
juan is a dick
by hrufvesfuwfrw8 March 23, 2020
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Pulling a Juan

Bro it's 3 days before your 18th birthday and you still haven't fucked yet.Your pulling a Juan .
by Jerry730 July 19, 2016
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Juan Pablo

The funniest, tallest, smartest, coolest creation of God you will ever encounter on Earth.

He also has a big dick.
by TheGodCreations November 21, 2021
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The Juan Noodle

Nobody knows where it came from, or what it truly is. But, the Juan Noodle has stood the test of time as a top-level sex position. It will continue to baffle the great minds of science, and pleasure those who assume the position.
Brotherrr! Me and McKenna did the Juan Noodle after doggy last night!
by BOOTS; The man not the cat. November 19, 2023
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Juan

Juan is usually a stereotypical name for a Hispanic male. If you ever meet a real Juan, just know, they love tacos and hate the bracero program.
Look at him gobble that taco, he must be a Juan!
by HerpesWarrior May 26, 2023
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Juan

Juan is a smart and lowkey chill guy and hella sus 😀😳.Whenever you need him he’ll always be there,He likes to help out his mom and probably has 1 sibling or like 5 of them 💀.
His personality is 🤩 and the vibes that come from him are immaculate.
Person 1:Damn that guy is lowkey giving me good vibes.
Person 2:oh that’s just Juan 🤦🏽 ♂️
by Jxan. January 19, 2021
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San Juan

A tall handsome brown skin usually over 5’7 great kisser, loyal, knows how to treat a female ,wont break your heart ,large dick over 7 inches , will lighten up your day and care for you.
is that San Juan move your girl
by korra mansion September 11, 2020
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