Jonathan

Somebody who uses excuses to skip or miss school or work.

Joe: Hey where’s Nathan?
Amanda: He probably skipped again!
Joe: Wow, he really is a Jonathan

by KermitDoesCoke November 11, 2021

Jonathan Jaison

The meaning of Jonathan Jaison is fat cut Indian that gets no bitches and simps for everyone and he thinks he has all the G's but is terribly mistaken it is his best friend Aaron who has all the G's and bitches the G's only like Jonathan because Neta told everyone Jonathan Chacko Jaison gives a good titty fuck and the G's what to practise on him before they try on their misses.

Yo is that Jonathan Jaison from the gay strip club

by that1indianigg@ August 24, 2022

Mop joint

1. Someone who's only reason for breathing is to give mop people off aka give head
2. One who never smashes but just eats the pussy
3. One who gives neck

person 1: hope you didnt kiss stacy she's a mop joint
person 2: Na I didnt
person 2 then runs home and erases all pics of him and stacy kissing.

by gotzsole August 1, 2009

Graveyard joint

Low on the scale of desperation, this is a joint constructed out of the butts of other joints lying in the ashtray. The taste is not dissimilar to barbecued dog biscuits.

Originally coined by H. L. Mystagogues.

Graveyard joint, anyone? Pass us your ashtrays.

by Igid and Plu August 16, 2012

The Jonathan Move

When one tries desperately to get with a girl for a year and fails miserably, he then goes for her little sister as a result.

Dude don't tell me you just did The Jonathan Move!

Who cares man, her little sister is nicer anyways.

You're disgusting,you know that?

by Alright,lets play naked. May 18, 2014

Goodluck Jonathan

A person who rules with passion and dignity but is insulted by many

That guy is such a Goodluck Jonathan

by anonymous November 1, 2020

Hobity Jobity

A way of exprossing you solf in exciting way

HOBITY JOBITY I WON THE GAME!!!!!

by HOBITY JOBITY December 2, 2020