johnny rifter

a rolled marijuana cigarette

Pass that johnny rifter over here. I'll spark it on the bon bifter and take a hit, you cnut

by Diego Simeone December 12, 2008

johnny davidson

big dick having pussy slayer, always fucking at least 5 10/10s. If your girl meets him, you probably don't have girlfriend anymore

-look at that beautiful man with ten girls around him
-must be a johnny davidson

by babatunde123 September 29, 2023

Johnny Bluetooth

That obnoxious guy (or girl) who insists on wearing their Bluetooth earpiece everywhere they go. Usually seen and heard having loud personal phone calls in public places. Often spotted with cell phone clipped to their belt.

I wish Johnny Bluetooth over there would realize that nobody cares about his effing golf handicap!

by lablanca December 2, 2010

johnnie thomas

the name of a really awesome brother.

dude, he's such a johnnie thomas!

i wish i had a johnnie thomas.

by sista! May 2, 2010

Johnny-Tacklebox

A man with many piercings. Piercings including body, most on face and ears. Occasionally a member of a punk or goth group. Extra indications might include having a spiky Mohawk or a died hair.

These people are fun to point out on road trips.

Bill: Johnny-Tacklebox! over there (points inside the car).

Mark: Ok, I see him next to the hot topic.

by Joecoolguy69 August 21, 2010

liquid johnny

A made-up sexual euphemism designed to confuse and horrify the friends Ericka, Nate, and/or Sam.

And then I gave him a liquid johnny

by fowlduck June 16, 2016

Johnny Lopez

He just a real as nigga

“who is that nigga with all the bitches” oh that’s Johnny Lopez

by KING fatass July 22, 2022