Jizz

that white shizz that boys are so proud of.
a.k.a. spermmmmsss!
contains zinc and calcium which help prevent tooth decay!

whats really in your toaster strudel icing.

eww he jizzed on her face now she looks like a glazed donut

by csacdsvds February 17, 2009

jizz

romance explosion

"Ah man, I jizzed all over her face."

by Shifty Negro September 21, 2009

Jizz Collector

I man that keeps all his cum in a bottle.

Man i heard Beatrice is a Jizz Collector

by titfuck69 April 20, 2009

jizz jockey

A person preferably male that has sex with other people for money or other financial gain.

Man, Jim has such nice things. It really pays being a jizz jockey.

by Paledon August 15, 2006

jizz guzzler

basically another word for a slag.
(nice girls sip their jizz)

1. "Hey me n rachel are going out tomorrow night"
"i cant believe you're going out with her, she's a total jizz guzzler. You should ask jessica she's really sweet, she sips her jizz"

by Fanonymous February 16, 2007

Grilled jizz sandwich

Getting hit in the back of the skull by a cast iron skillet

"I was a little skeptical at first but he offered to make me a grilled jizz sandwich."
"Isn't that where you get a cast iron skillet to the back of the skull?"
"Yeah to the back if the freaking skull!"

by CrappyPap February 1, 2018

wizzy jizz

the first piss taken after having ejaculated. this will result in some of your ejaculation coming out first before the actual urine comes out

John took a wizzy jizz after he had ejaculated on his girlfriend's face

by T-Bar May 18, 2008