Jared

Jared is a nigga

Yup that’s it

He’s a nigga

Her: hey have you seen Jared?

Him: no I haven’t ever since he became a nigga

by OwOkillme September 13, 2019

Jared Haar

Literal perfection. Absolute unit. The purest person on the face of the earth.

“Hey what’s your religion?”
“Jared Haar”.
“Understandable”

by CantaloupeIsWatermelonForWhite September 14, 2019

Jared

Usually a name given to a retard or a name u call a retard

Kam why did you burn the house down your a Jared

by Yes no many so September 20, 2019

Janseway

(Noun) A girl who has an impeccable taste in coffee with a passion developed toward pug and avocado. And most importantly, the most beautiful girl alive.

Amidst a cloudy day, Janseway tip- toed, whirled on top of a puddle, then fell... in love with Klaus.

by Cloud1999 September 21, 2019

Jared

Someone who is both a jock and a nerd

That guy is such a jared; taking all APs and captain of the water polo team.

by denscoth September 28, 2019

Jared

A guy who is usually quiet in public but very loud at home. Usually Gay but has curly hair.

Your such a Jared Gay

by Kiwiz37 October 8, 2019

Jared V

The greatest looking light skin on the planet.....

Emily have you have heard of this fine ass light skin named Jared V?

by Jboyxreal October 12, 2019