japanese bed self-pleasure technique

a method of masturbation in males wherein the males make their dick erect and then lie down on bed and rub their dick against the bedsheets and bed to gain sexual stimulation, mimicking actual missionary pose but with the bed.

A: bro i wanna feel real sex
B: go the bed and use the japanese bed self-pleasure technique bro!

by holysanta July 17, 2025

Japanese bread

A slang term of Indonesian origin used to refer to a sanitary pad.

I ran to the store to grab some 'Japanese bread' because I forgot to stock up before my period started!

by Emotional Cruiser July 28, 2025

Japanese Rice Krispy

getting at least 10 "midget: Women and Ejaculating on their face, butt, and in their vagina

" I pulled the Japanese Rice krispy on that ho"

by ImNotEvenLoudCuz August 7, 2025

Is Japanese a hard language?

You use this when you ask if learning japanese is difficult

"Is Japanese a hard language?"

"uhh sucky tan ducky doo"

by zadinosaur199 August 10, 2025

Japanese Rice Krispy

Where you collect atleast a week worth of semen then grab around 10-20 midget Asian females and pour it all over their face and naked body

Hari wants to do the Japanese Rice Krispy with County

by ImNotEvenLoudCuz August 14, 2025

Japanese Handjob

The act of giving a Handjob while licking a mans nipples,

Me and my girl decided to try a Japanese Handjob the other night and dude I came buckets! my nips were on fire after tho..

by burhnruhnurhun August 18, 2025

Spicy Japanese noodle

When a Japanese girl has a mouth full of wasabi sauce and gives you a blow job and then lets you fuck her in the ass.

Amanda gives the best spicy Japanese noodle!

by 10wellhung January 29, 2025