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Jake

Has no girl friend or kids. Spends his money on race car parts. Can be found in the streets doing illegal shit with his race car friends.
Damn there goes Jake in that raggedy piece of shit. He still hasn’t finished his race car.
by Jpatterson733 January 28, 2020
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Jake is Tim's Exterminator and his wife
Boy: Who's Jake?
Girl: Jake is Tim's Exterminator and his wife
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A boy who runs away from year 7s but gives it verbal to everyone he thinks he’s bad but get violated majority of the time
Quick it’s a year 7 do a jake
by Fagstar77 April 15, 2020
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Jake is bad news. Usually older than who he hits up, sexy-bad boy-type shit which makes him attractive, but also unattractive because he knows that he’s cute, and he is a stoner. Brown hair, average height, not very strong. Surprisingly gets a lot of girls because of his smart comments and knows how to make girls fall for his little smirky grin. Did not used to be such a player but got his heart broken and closed his heart off in fear of getting hurt again.
Jake is not good news!
by hollaatme April 18, 2020
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The guy that always manages to find a bird and fuck her down an alleyway and end up with lots of chlamydia kids with big heads
wheres jake?
he's with a fat bird down the alleyway again
by cheesypeesy April 26, 2020
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by Cheek clapper 123 May 6, 2020
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Jake is an ungrateful bitch who will leave you for another girl. No matter what you do he will push you away and be a bitch to you. You can try to be his friend but all he will do is break you and make you cry. He is so ungrateful, when you try to help him he’ll say he’s fine then just go off on you. Don’t trust or be friends with a guy named Jake.
Leah: are you okay?

Jake: yeah

Leah: You sure?

Jake:*gets mad and goes off on her*

Leah: Yeah I am mad because you are so ungreatful and you can’t take anything serious. You keep on calling her my bf and a furry which she isn’t neither of them so stop.

Jake: Stfu and u wonder why no one wants to date ur retarded suicidal ass
by Immacrackyyy May 8, 2020
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