A dad that works at IKEA and buys alot och hallon cream for his sunburned son , he also has six doughters and they are all from Soumi.
by Jocke destroyer March 19, 2018
Get the jockemug. A gait caused by sore or stiff muscles following a work-out that make it difficult or uncomfortable to walk normally and comes off as cocky or arrogant. It is normally typified by stereotypical high school and collegiate athletes and gym bros, but can happen to anyone following physical exertion.
I'm so sore from all those squats we did for leg day yesterday I can't even walk, I think I have a bit of a jock swagger going on.
by ghcalico August 22, 2019
Get the jock swaggermug. Jocking= to steal
Steez= style
When someone takes a unique word/phrase, or copies another person's style and tries to pass it as their own.
Steez= style
When someone takes a unique word/phrase, or copies another person's style and tries to pass it as their own.
P1: "Bro, that food was the gas"
P2: "Since when do you call good food the gas? That's been my thing for years."
P1: "Nah dude, I started that."
P2: "That's BS bro, quit jocking steez."
P2: "Since when do you call good food the gas? That's been my thing for years."
P1: "Nah dude, I started that."
P2: "That's BS bro, quit jocking steez."
by Skleebar November 25, 2020
Get the Jocking Steezmug. a group of soccer players who play on the same team and and always hang around each other. similar to the soccer cult, but these people are view as popular and friendly, can either be a group of boys and girls
non soccer friend: hey mia, wanna hang out
mia: can't, im hanging with tessa and lori.
non soccer friend: oh, you mean the soc jocks
mia: can't, im hanging with tessa and lori.
non soccer friend: oh, you mean the soc jocks
by SiennaChace August 15, 2010
Get the soc jocksmug. Rotten Jocks are underwear that has gone through thick and thin, and has a considerable amount of multicolored stains on it.
by DUNC3 March 1, 2025
Get the Rotten Jocksmug. An extremely short person, who is very annoying but amazing at sports and thinks the ladies want him just because he is good at sports. He also rides a hobbit pocket
by Wooloke April 7, 2015
Get the hobbit jockmug. "Jock ass? Is that like jock-itch or something?"
"No bro, it just means you're caked up from all those squats and lunges we do during football practice."
"No bro, it just means you're caked up from all those squats and lunges we do during football practice."
by ColorlessAngelz October 30, 2023
Get the Jock assmug.