mad boner

beaver banger of love that is unusually slick and/or hard, generally accompanied by mean sac and hot babes. Occasionally used in gorilla warfare tactics, but only in desperate situations.

hot babe- "man thats one mad boner" (;P
mad boneree- "BUA BUA!!"

by plll December 5, 2003

Mad Action

The act of getting laid. Often misused when refering to making out or getting a hand job but is specifically sexual intercourse.

Student 1: Hey Mike, are you going to get mad action this weekend?
Student 2: All day!

by Falconsaysyes April 13, 2010

Kain Madness

Kain Madness is a condition that occurs shortly after having sex with a woman for the first time and you gave it everything you have. Kain Madness is much like being a stage 5 clinger except the woman wasnt a virgin to begin with. Once a woman gets the Kain Madness, that pussy is yours for life but beware....it can also be a curse.

Symtoms Include: Clinging, paying for everything, putting up with any bs that you give her, calling all the time, throwing that ass at you, wet or constantly moist vagina while in your presence.

Kain Madness was created by BIGGDAD

Damn man...I didnt hold back with that chick lastnight at all and I think shes got a touch of the Kain Madness

by BIGGDAD September 12, 2009

Mad Sciontist

When someone purchases a Scion and has it tricked out. Typically they spend every last dollar they have keeping the car from going back to the bank

Whoa, did you see Allena's new Scion TC, it has every option possible... She's a Mad Sciontist!

by Adam M Nichols January 20, 2009

Ahab madness

a man, perferebly one of a minority race, who is attracted to fat white women, thus a man chasing after a white whale.

that poor motherfucker, he must have ahab madness because that is a huge bitch

by Kingsaint22 October 20, 2008

The Mad Shits

Repetitive explosive diarrhea

I shouldn't have eaten that chili last night, because now I have "the mad shits".

I've been on the toilet all day with "the mad shits".

I'm gonna put ex lax in that cheating bastards lunch today so he will be stuck home all night with "the mad shits".

by annie bo fannie August 20, 2014

Mad Jack

The dark and evil counterpart of Samurai Jack. He only appeared in one episode called ''Jack VS Mad Jack''. Mad Jack is a badass, a samurai, an illusion, a clone and a master of all fighting skills. He is also mysterious and rowdy.

Mad Jack is cool but he's so angry

by CollectorofSouls November 11, 2014